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I had this outrageously stoned guy come into the store tonight. He was literally yelling about munchies, but in a nice way. I recommended him my favourites, and he screams "NIBS, I LOVE NIBS". After that I tried to contain my laughter, so I looked away and said nothing for a second. So I scan the peach flavoured Nibs and as I go to pick up the 3 dollars he put on the counter, he goes to fist bumps me. I saw it, but I didn't get it right away, so I put the change in the till and give him his 15 cents. Then I realized it as he quietly said "...oh" So I go to fist bump him again out of solidarity--it is the code of all bros and stoners everywhere.-- and he literally laughs to tears as we did it. It was literally the loudest laugh I've ever heard. If I got to bring my cats to work--which one day I hope is a thing--, they would have ran away as fast as they could. I shit you not. And here I am just standing there... awkwardly laughing, again laughing out of solidarity, because I know this dude is high as a kite and I was not. Then the laughing is all of a sudden is muffled by him running out of the store. I swear to God, this is the best customer I've ever had, and I really hope that he remembers this, because I really look forward to seeing him again.

tl;dr

It's fucking hilarious

No formatting, this was a facebook post. Deal with it.


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Next time you should be the stoned cashier :>


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He'd eat all the munchies then probably then







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Spoiler :

Spoiler :
[16:09:38] @ Train Heartnet : sokol bribing people
[16:09:49] @ Salader : Yep
[16:09:53] @ Salader : We should bans him
[16:09:55] @ Salader : But
[16:09:59] @ Salader : We'll look the other way
[16:10:02] @ Salader : He is bribing us

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Once upon a time I worked in a store, I spent the whole time '' working '' at the back of the store getting baked

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"There's no rest for the wicked~"

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The video of what appears to be Benson isn't working for me.

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