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A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by Dex on Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:08 pm

I had this outrageously stoned guy come into the store tonight. He was literally yelling about munchies, but in a nice way. I recommended him my favourites, and he screams "NIBS, I LOVE NIBS". After that I tried to contain my laughter, so I looked away and said nothing for a second. So I scan the peach flavoured Nibs and as I go to pick up the 3 dollars he put on the counter, he goes to fist bumps me. I saw it, but I didn't get it right away, so I put the change in the till and give him his 15 cents. Then I realized it as he quietly said "...oh" So I go to fist bump him again out of solidarity--it is the code of all bros and stoners everywhere.-- and he literally laughs to tears as we did it. It was literally the loudest laugh I've ever heard. If I got to bring my cats to work--which one day I hope is a thing--, they would have ran away as fast as they could. I shit you not. And here I am just standing there... awkwardly laughing, again laughing out of solidarity, because I know this dude is high as a kite and I was not. Then the laughing is all of a sudden is muffled by him running out of the store. I swear to God, this is the best customer I've ever had, and I really hope that he remembers this, because I really look forward to seeing him again.

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It's fucking hilarious

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Re: A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by Anzo on Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:40 pm

Next time you should be the stoned cashier :>


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Re: A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by LòKóS on Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:42 pm

He'd eat all the munchies then probably then







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Re: A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by Roach on Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:37 pm

Once upon a time I worked in a store, I spent the whole time '' working '' at the back of the store getting baked









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Re: A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by BlackJack on Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:30 am



"There's no rest for the wicked~"

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Re: A Funny Thing That Happened

Post by Roach on Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:20 am

The video of what appears to be Benson isn't working for me.









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