I know the bigger part of this topic was just joking around, but let me express my honest opinion. Trump might make America great again, but the world will be the price. Trump is a rich bussinessman, not a politician. Fact is, he doesn't care about anyone except America. He's a neo-nacionalsocialist in my eyes, follows similiar ideals of neo-nacies.
His ideas might seem somewhat sorta rational: ban muslims so there would be time to solve the terrorism problem, and ban Mexicans - I know a bigger part of it is illegal imigration, similiar to what southern European countries are expierencing from Africa and Syria. But we're not discussing that problem now.
I live in a post-Soviet country, and I know what kind of sh*t is going down in Russia - people are being brainwashed since the end of WWI. Putin is a dictator in a communistic country, no matter which way you look at it or what they say. Point is - Russia is still a Tyrant, who has aggresive intentions towards smaller countries, and if you don't believe me - look at what's happening in Ukraine.
The only thing that is keeping Putin for going into war is NATO and even furthermore, USA. USA is the strongest country in the world, no doubt. But imagine if Trump took over a such powerful country, that has most of the world looks up to. I promise you, Trump would allow Russians to take over European countries as long as Russia paid US a small amount, like a trillion dollars for a country. This would be the same shit that started WWII, when England and France were like "Sure Hitler, go on, take on the East side of Europe, just leave us alone". It was in hopes that the third Reich would be 'fed' with smlaller countries and not go for the giants. Trump would undoubtably be the same way - believing he is making US stronger than it has ever been, Soviets, oops, sorry, Russians, would soon gather enough strength to take over the country that Trump tried to make 'great again'.
From there on forward there are two ways the events would go:
a) The US and neo-Soviets start a nuclear war and destroy more than half of the world's population and all civilization (similiar to what happened when Germany and Soviets fought, the countries between them were almost burned to the ground)
b) America refuses to use Nuclear weapons and Russia overwhelms them from both sides, through the pacific ocean from Asia and Antlantic Ocean from Europe. The world would fall into hands of Soviets without any country having enough power to make a move on them, while they spread the ideals of communism and terror around the world.
That's the future if a US will be lead by a man with a god complex - mr. Trump.
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