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Post by username290 on Tue May 24, 2016 6:52 pm

some people say they are born in the wrong era
i used to think i was born on the wrong continent and that my life would have been better if i lived in Europe or someplace..... 
but it could have been worse 
i could have been born here

name: The United Cult of Bananas
population: 3 humans and 5,063,458 bananas
Export/Import: Export: unicorn farts, Import: hopes of a better law system for their country
currency: unicorn farts
laws:
1. unicorn farts are illegal
2. ignore rule 1
3. have a cake
4. stop reading these
5. no, seriously stop
6. these aren't actual laws, so just stop okay!?
7. fine then, continue
8. your face is ugly
9. so is everyone else's 
X. bananas are amazing!
typeofgov: fake oligarchy
climate: hot, humid
People: bananas mostly
religion: The Banana Cult
Education: Almost all of the country is educated, to be educated you must be able to remain completely still while planking
Economy: The country owes money (real money not farts) to Fake country, though 2nd Fake Country and Real Country owe billions of unicorn farts to the United Cult of Bananas

and now, the anthem 
bananas for me
bananas for you
bananas for we
and for him too
but how can we be
or see the shoe
with our random tree
not waving for youth?

(but by tradition, the lyrics are ignored, instead they sing uuuuuhhh in monotone for 30 seconds)


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Re: come visit this wonderful country

Post by CrimsonOverlord on Tue May 24, 2016 7:17 pm

You are the reason unicorns dont exist


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Post by faervel on Tue May 24, 2016 7:30 pm

 Onions are the answer when words can't help you...


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Post by Lux on Tue May 24, 2016 7:38 pm

No



"So we are staying in this mess, this beautiful mess tonight"
Why so serious? :3 

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Re: come visit this wonderful country

Post by username290 on Tue May 24, 2016 7:40 pm

why


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Re: come visit this wonderful country

Post by Lux on Tue May 24, 2016 7:42 pm

I'm alergic to bananas



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Post by username290 on Tue May 24, 2016 7:44 pm

@Lux wrote:I'm alergic to bananas
you live a sad live @lux

@CrimsonOverlord wrote:You are the reason unicorns dont exist
i don't see your logic


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Post by Lux on Tue May 24, 2016 7:45 pm

I can live without them.



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Post by CrimsonOverlord on Tue May 24, 2016 7:53 pm

bananas are the most disgusting fruit tbh


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Post by faervel on Tue May 24, 2016 8:10 pm

@CrimsonOverlord wrote:bananas are the most disgusting fruit tbh
B-b-b-but...BANANAAAAAAAAAS T.T


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Post by Anzo on Wed May 25, 2016 9:03 pm

"Export: Unicorns fart"

I'm done.


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Re: come visit this wonderful country

Post by Flash Dreyar on Thu May 26, 2016 12:23 am

@faervel wrote:
@CrimsonOverlord wrote:bananas are the most disgusting fruit tbh
B-b-b-but...BANANAAAAAAAAAS T.T
exactly


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